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Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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